Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you don’t deserve me. They’re right, you don’t deserve me, but I deserve you.

Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you don’t deserve me. They’re right, you don’t deserve me, but I deserve you.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to loose!

Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to loose!


Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh!

Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh!


Your constant status updates remind us all how crushingly boring your life actually is.

Your constant status updates remind us all how crushingly boring your life actually is.

I’m not ignoring you, you’re just insignificant!

I’m not ignoring you, you’re just insignificant!

I just looked at my most recent ex and thought: Did I really like THAT?!!

I just looked at my most recent ex and thought: 
Did I really like THAT?!!


BITCH: Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons.

BITCH: Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons.

I Love You so much baby.
Forever and Ever <3

I Love You so much baby.

Forever and Ever <3

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying them.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying them.

For every situation, there is a suitable line from a song.

For every situation, there is a suitable line from a song.

God understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words to say them.

God understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words to say them.