Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you don’t deserve me. They’re right, you don’t deserve me, but I deserve you.

Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you don’t deserve me. They’re right, you don’t deserve me, but I deserve you.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh!

Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh!


Your constant status updates remind us all how crushingly boring your life actually is.

Your constant status updates remind us all how crushingly boring your life actually is.

I’m not ignoring you, you’re just insignificant!

I’m not ignoring you, you’re just insignificant!

I just looked at my most recent ex and thought: Did I really like THAT?!!

I just looked at my most recent ex and thought: 
Did I really like THAT?!!


BITCH: Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons.

BITCH: Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.

For every situation, there is a suitable line from a song.

For every situation, there is a suitable line from a song.

God understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words to say them.

God understands our prayers even when we can’t find the words to say them.

If God brings you to it, he will bring you through it.

If God brings you to it, he will bring you through it.

Disappointments are God’s way of saying, “I’ve got something better!” Be patient, live life, have faith.

Disappointments are God’s way of saying, “I’ve got something better!” Be patient, live life, have faith.

Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like.

Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like.