Everyone tells me I should forget about you, you don’t deserve me. They’re right, you don’t deserve me, but I deserve you.
Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to loose!
Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh!
Your constant status updates remind us all how crushingly boring your life actually is.
I’m not ignoring you, you’re just insignificant!
I just looked at my most recent ex and thought:
Did I really like THAT?!!
BITCH: Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons.
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying them.
For every situation, there is a suitable line from a song.
If God brings you to it, he will bring you through it.
